categorise.
“ Men c a t e g o r i z e women in one of four ways
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches
Of course none of the above
is suitable for the m o d e r n business woman
But you can c r e a t e your own image
by selecting pieces of each archetype
that work for you
W i s d o m of the mother
I n t e g r i t y of the virgin
Sexual a t t r a c t i v e n e s s of the slut
I n d e p e n d e n c e of the bitch
This leaves men c o n f u s e d
and unable to pigeionhole you
What they are forced to do instead
is take you s e r i o u s l y .”
- Max Berry, Syrup
